"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats."
- Woody Allen

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans."
- Woody Allen

The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

Not a one-liner, but hey this is my file.

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