When i say i'm broke....i'm broke! - Christian Doctrine Discussion, Debate Forums, Christian Blogs and Chat Rooms

rodger · #1 09.18.2008

> A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
> confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
>
> "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of
>minutes
> of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
>high-powered
> vacuum cleaners." "Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any
> money, I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door, the young man
> wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too
>hasty,"
> he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And
>with
> that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.
>
> "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
>manure
> from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The
>old
> lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good
> appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
>
> What part of broke do you not understand?

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