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09.18.2008

rodger

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The senior's breakfast

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special"
was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good"
my wife said, "But I don't want the eggs".

"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents
because you're ordering a la carte", the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked
incredulously.

"YES!!" stated the waitress.

"I'll take the special".

"How do you want your eggs?"

"Raw and in the shell", my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home.

DON''T MESS WITH SENIORS !!!
We've been around the block more than once.

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