A man:.. God, how much is a million dollars to you?
God:... It is but a penny.

A man:.... God, how long is a million years to you?
God:.... It is but a second.

A man: ...God, could you please give me a penny?
God: .....Sure, just a second.

Creative puns- wonderful. Dave.

The teacher did not believe in the old testament including the story of Jonah. The little boy said "When I get to heaven I intend to ask Jonah about the whale." Teacher "what if Jonah goes to hell?". Boy. " Then you ask him." Dave

"What do we know about Tutenkharmen?" the teacher asked our youngest.
"He's dead". Came the answer. This is a true story. Dave.

The football team coach told the team to run round the pitch, come to him, stop, bow, and say thank you sir.Eventually one of the team said to the coach. "Coach, we have a queen on the throne. He replied there will be a King on the throne by the time you win the cup. Dave.

Hi Dave

Nice one


God bless you

A colleague of mine and his wife went on a business trip to Moscow, Russia last December. They were staying at a nice hotel just off of Red Square and noticed that there was only one Government run television channel available. However, the weather forecaster, Rudolpg Kochenko, was very accurate in his forecasting. The man and his wife wanted to go out on a walking tour around the Square, but it looked like a storm was rolling in. They turned on the TV and watched the weather forecast. The weather forecaster, Rudolph, said that it would stop raining at 10:00 AM... and sure enough - it did. The man turned to his wife and said, "Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear."

Where do you get them from Rodger? Great. Dave

I heard that Leeds United, in the third tier of English football, signed two new players from China. We-wun-once and How-long- since. Dave.

That made me laugh


Thank Dave