Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four.
They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of jello and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
"Whoa!" the second kid replies, "Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

This not a joke but will post it here for all to read.

The 7-Ups of Life
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>1. Wake Up !!
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>Decide to have a good day.
>"Today is the day the Lord hath made;
>Let us rejoice and be glad in it."
>Psalms 118:24
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>2. Dress Up !!
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>The best way to dress up is to put on a smile.
>A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
>"The Lord does not look at the things man looks at.
>Man looks at outward appearance;
>But the Lord looks at the heart."
>I Samuel 16:7
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>3. Shut Up!!
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>Say nice things and learn to listen.
>Listen to advice and accept instruction,
>And in the end you will be wise." (Proverbs 19:20)
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>4. Stand Up !!
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>For what you believe in.
>Stand for something or you will fall for anything.
>"Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time,
>We will reap a harvest if we do not give up.
>Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good..."
>Galatians 6:9-10
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> 5. Look Up !!
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>"I can do everything through Christ who strengthens me".
>Philippians 4:13
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>6. Reach Up !!
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>For something higher.
>...keep seeking the things above, where Christ is,
>Seated at the right hand of God."
>Colossians 3:1
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>7. Lift Up !!
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>Your Prayers.
>"Do not worry about anything;
>Instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING."
>Philippians 4:6 i love this one
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>Remember the 7-ups of life and may
>GOD BLESS YOUR DAY!
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>Love is my food. Truth is my oxygen.