This is an oldie, but a goodie...

One Sunday, the Bible School Teacher was explaining to her students how God's true name was sacred, holy, and therefore no man knew what it was...

One small boy raised his hand and said: "I know God's real name!"

The teacher raised her eyebrow questioningly..."Okay," she said, "what is it?"

"It's Andy!" the boy piped up.

The teacher was puzzled. "What makes you think God's real name is Andy?"

All the kids watched...

"Because of that song," the kid said matter-of-factly. "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me..."

KIds Say the Funniest Things

What is Butt Dust?
What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!
These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK(age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't
remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN(age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY(age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DJ(age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC(age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON(age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was wit h her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....
This particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust..."
He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four- year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

Rodger, where do you get them from? Dave